Blake Townsend, CPA
About Me
I am a big dork with a CPA, that means certified poop acrobat. I’m know for my acrobatic poops. I learned how to poop from the very best experts. I even have a masters in pooping from reddit r/poopy. Now read that backwards…
Personal Taxes
I know how to do personal taxes, although I never do mine since taxation is theft.
Business Taxes
I can probably do your business taxes or something, too. I have worked at a business in the past, so I could probs figure it out.
Audit
For some reason, some people from irs love to do this to me. But I keep telling them that you can’t tax someone without consent.